John and Tina Plus Three: Kids Say The Funniest Things

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Kids Say The Funniest Things

The last few days I have been laughing my head off at the kids. Sometimes they say the funniest things. Yesterday I told Jasmine that she couldn't sit in the front seat of the car and she said " relax mom, I'm a professional." A few days before that Olivia and Jasmine decided to gang up on Damon and started chasing him through the house and he yelled "mom, I need back-up." Olivia's class is hatching chickies in their classroom to kick-off Spring, when I asked Damon what he thought was inside the eggs he said "CHICKS MAN." To me that is hilarious since I watch "The Soup" every week and they have a segment called "Chicks Man" and it's Ryan Seacrest's voice that announces it. Today I took the kids to the park and some little kid came up to us and just started telling us about his cat, Ginger. After talking to us for several minutes his dad called him to come home. Damon told him " hey get a dog, cats are creepy." I'm sure they've said more funny stuff but these are the ones that made me laugh the most!

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Janey and JillMarch 17, 2009 at 9:39 PM
These are hilarious! I think you have the cutest kids ever!
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Danielle and MichaelMarch 18, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Those darn kids are so cute. Jasmine and her oh so grown up attitude, Damon's spucky, funny attitude and Olivia's smart intelligent self. Aw I just love them to death...
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Liv-The Drama Queen

Liv is really smart. She loves going to school and hanging out with her friends. She is really excited about learning to play the Recorder this year. She is a huge "Smarty Pants" and has a come-back to everything I say. She helps me out a ton with the two little ones, who both admire everything about her. She tells really, really, really long stories (sometimes I have to remind myself to be patient.) She acts every detail out and changes her voice for the different characters in her story. She has a talent for getting anyone around her all hyped and rawled up. The house is usually quiet until Liv arrives. She is such a "Drama Queen." She spends most of her time making the two little ones re-enact a movie that they just watched. I think she is going to be a Movie Director or a Teacher when she grows up.

DayDay aka Prince Charming

Damon is a real sweetheart. We call him DayDay for short. He is a very sensitive guy and is tuned into everyone's feelings. He tries very hard not to hurt anyone and really wants everyone around him to be happy. He loves to cuddle and gives the best "Bear Hugs." He's already embrassed to hold my hand or kiss me in public. He doesn't love going to school but is really good at it and tested above grade level. He is a "home-body," crowds and a lot of noise over-whelm him. He loves wearing soft clothes and would stay in his jammies all day if I let him. He can memorize a movie after watching it just once. He quotes lines from movies and even uses them in the right context. He is always making us laugh and is quite "The Charmer."

The King & Queen

I have been a stay-at-home Mom for almost 10 years. I love being a wife and a mom. I am very blessed to be able to stay at home. I really, really, really love my life and my home! The kids are amazing and being able to watch them grow is so much fun. They change everyday. I love making crafts and cards. Photography is a hobby that I am still learning and I spend a lot of my time reading and learning new techniques as well as learning Photoshop. I should say that I spend most of the time trying to figure out my damn camera!!!

John is a brillant man. He is self-employed and has many talents. Taking out the trash is not one of them, but I love him anyway. John enjoys watching sports and plays football whenever he gets a chance. He is an amazing dancer and is always the center of attention at a party. His son is his protege.

Chloe-Puppy Royalty

Chloe is the puppy Santa Claus brought for the kids this past Christmas. She is an Imperial Shih-Tzu. She was abandoned by her mother and then was raised by a Persian Cat. When she first came home she even meowed. Now days she spends most of her days "cat napping" and sitting on the back of the couch looking out the window. She is very playful and hates to be left alone. Her hobbies include hanging out the window of a moving vehicle and playing with her boyfriend-Mugsy. She is spoiled beyond belief and acts like "Royalty."